no, not my top ten list. i'm watching vh1 and it's showing the top 10 rock bodies. i guess no. 10 is kylie monogue. it's as though no one recalls the locomotion and how horrible it really was. can a person really recover from that? apparently in austrailia, a person sure can.
"i walk around in stilettos all day. that's a workout!"--kylie
i feel the same way. (blech...)
i think i want a personal trainer for christmas. mom, dad, you reading this? a personal trainer!
number 8 is nick lachey. i like watching the newlyweds. abbey says "mom, let's watch the show with the stupid people." and so we watch. and she is amused with jessica's expelling gas. a guarantee in nearly every episode.
oh crap. i need to stop watching this.
i think dustin and i are going to see "the stepford wives" tonight, despite what critics and columnists have said. screw 'em, that's what i say!
now i've turned to mtv. yeah, that's much better than rock hard bodies, right? it's boiling point: if people put up with ridiculous shit for long enough, they get 100 clams. i'm pretty patient and am willing to have strangers walk all over me, so i'd be able to get that 100 easy.
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Don't do it! Stepford Wives is the suck! I said so on my blog! Why have you foresaken me!
Sincerely yours,
Joe
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