the surreal life is just too much.
charo has a very taut nose and flava flav and jordan (i think? they're all the same) from NKOTB, and and that FREAK SHOW bridgett nielsen -- "i'm a star in europe," she says. holy crap, she's scary. oh god, it's joey from "full house." what sort of sideshow could this be if "uncle joey" is the sane one, the tolerable one? and he just got SUPER PISSED that jordan said he'd like to take a jacuzzi with mary-kate and ashley olsen. and who the f**k is ryan starr? from american idol? whoever she is, she has a fixation with NKOTB and is all girly and shy with jordan. yeah, that'll last.
oh mi god...i'm utilizing this blog as a running commentary on this fucking show. eeeeeaaaggghhhh....
and so now that i've admitted that, i'll just keep going.
quotes to ponder:
jordan: she (charo) seems like a very assertive woman, and i don't like that....
yeah, jordan is kind of a prick. and bridgette is naked most of the time. okay, i'm done, i need to sleep.
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You forgot about the one, the only, Flava Flave.
It's a little odd that a cheesey reality show actually got someone important in a cultural kind of way. And fittingly, he's the one that seems most out of place. Nice to see Jordan Knight thinking he's the shit when he sang "The Right Stuff" when you've got one of the co-writers of "Fight the Power" (among other classics) just kickin' back and acting like a freak. You represent, Jordan.
Morons.
Makes me wish there was actually going to be something to watch this fall other than 15 new CSI or Law and Order shows. Where have all the good ones gone?
I saw the first show for this season. My thoughts are that Joey is the cool one, Charo=bossy, Brigette=european and dealing with a falling star, Flava=old school shit talker but still a nice guy, Jordan=asshole with no star to speak of(Brigette should beat him up) Ryan Star=she better grow up if she wants to be a rock n roll star. Male strippers are just the beginning in the rock n roll world. Learn to deal and open your mind. Now that I've ranted about former celebrities and hopefuls I'll not watch the show until the last episode. It'll just upset me if I watch any more than that.
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