Emily

Props to Jege for the inspiration on this post (and nothin' but the love for you, Em):

PHRASES THAT COULD BE APPLIED TO TROPICAL STORM EMILY AS WELL AS EMILY L.:

"Emily Picks Up Speed" (that has all sorts of undertones, doesn't it?)

"Emily churns up prices"

"Emily is moving toward the west near 20mph."

"Emily sets record."

"Emily strengthening; warnings issued."

And if Emily becomes a full on hurricane, here are some phrases that COULD come about (and yet still describe our beloved Ellermee)--props again to Jege:

"Emily causes Major damage"

"Emily rips through Miami"

"49 dead in Emily's wake"

and, i crap you negative, this phrase was actually describing Hurricane Edna in 1954:

"... will be remembered as a wet storm."