You know, that rationale always amuses me. I guess Jesus must have been a right bastard for how he was smitten. Or Abe Lincoln, or Pat Robertson's Presidentail campaign... oh wait, him getting his ass handed to him in an election must have just been "God's plan..."
God is one mean-ass landlord. Also, I bought a condo from Him once, and it turned out to be termite-infested. On the bright side, at least His share of real estate is limited to one little desert area, I guess. But someone should buy it off Him, maybe put up some amusement parks and a strip mall or two. Take that, God!
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You know, that rationale always amuses me. I guess Jesus must have been a right bastard for how he was smitten. Or Abe Lincoln, or Pat Robertson's Presidentail campaign... oh wait, him getting his ass handed to him in an election must have just been "God's plan..."
and his bad hair is retribution for all those poor little boys way back in seminary.
God is one mean-ass landlord. Also, I bought a condo from Him once, and it turned out to be termite-infested. On the bright side, at least His share of real estate is limited to one little desert area, I guess. But someone should buy it off Him, maybe put up some amusement parks and a strip mall or two. Take that, God!
But I would like to remind people that God won that land fair and square! (In a game of poker.)
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