i touch my eyeballs

it's true: i have contacts..woo hoo! and holy crapola, it took a really long time to get the freakin' things in. i'm all thumbs, really. so i celebrated by buying a delightful hat for THREE BUCKS and it looks neat. especially sans glasses. i'll post a picture of the best hat EVER very soon. and then i'll post items of substance. promise.