crystal mentioned on her blog that she can't find thomas' blog.
and i can't find thomas' blog. and i'm willing to bet that no one can find his blog.
i'm convinced he is hiding his blog because he is on the run from tom delay's hired goons.
be careful, thomas, and let us all know when you've made it to the safehouse.
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I contacted blogger, and they said that they had to remove Thomas' blog because they are a republican-run corporation, and don't like all of the anti-administration comments that have been posted lately.
Okay, I'm completely lying. You caught me.
kari...about jarhead. you get to see jake gyllenhaal's weenie! now, how boring is THAT? i swear with all the bodies in that movie, the only thing that detered me from taking b to the car to do it was that he drives a civic - it is very very tiny and i am way to old to be wrapping my body around the steering wheel.
thomas just emailed me and said that he is taking a break from blogging so he can study for the bar. can you believe that?? like the bar is more important than blogging. i threatened to do horrible things to him if he doesn't put it back up this instant.
Okay, how am I supposed to compete with Jake Gyllenhaal's weenie? Dammit. So instead of a witty comment, let's all take a moment to imagine his weenie, in all of its glory.
i was excited to see jake topless in the trailer, but FULL FRONTAL? nice. (note to self: tell child i have removed blog so that she doesn't read how filthy-minded i am.) i also love peter saarsgard.
he's taking a break from blogging to study at a bar? i had no idea that he drank that much...
wait...i get it now.
I thought Matthew was an authorized poster on Thomas' blog. I mean, is it *really* Thomas' blog, or did Thomas merely dominate it? I think he should give Matthew the key. I may have to resort to watching the Colbert Report now that Thomas has temporarily discontinued bringing us the news.
yeah, both matthew AND crystal's mom were authorized to post on the blog... think the two of them will stage a coup to take back the blog?
Thomas deleted his blog because he's a PUNK ASS CHUMP. I know for a fact that he's not studying for jack sh*t.
Hal, I'll have to check out the blog dedicated to your penis. Just, please god, don't let it be like those creepy craigslist postings where the dude photographs his teeny weeny and manages to get his tube socks in the picture. That's just sad.
heather, you kick ass!
well put, hal!
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