Monday, November 07, 2005

today's spam deals!

• Complimentary $100 worth of M&M's®, Plain or Peanut Survey
• Get a Visa or MasterCard
• 30 year old singles - Meet your match
• $B!JBN!K7@Ls>pJs(B
• Help launch the movie Wal-Mart doesn't want you to see
• Best quality drags (think that is supposed to say "drugs?")
• Kents Time to let you know
• Mrs. Barrera has $149,000.00 for you (who is this wonderful Mrs. Barrera?)
• 2005* AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

i can hardly wait to read all of these exciting offers!

1 comment:

eM said...

am i the only one who gets all the cock-increasing spam? honestly, i get so many ads for viagra and increasing the length of my penis by inches that i'm starting to feel a bit insecure.

it's true, i don't have an 8+ inch penis. I used to be proud of this as i thot it would detract from the whole 'female' thing i've got going on, but spammers seem to think i've got to have both if i want to "please my lover." Honestly, i don't think that would please him much at all.