not solid gold at all, but rather a very large piggy bank. while walking by today i noticed a slot near the spinal column, and i can only assume loose change is to be tossed into him. or her.
but not my change, for fuck's sake. i have nothing to offer the golden pig. his shiny exterior is probably worth more than all my loose change in the world. and that includes the dimes and nickels that are stuck together with taffy on the floor of my car.
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It's good to hear that the golden pig is hollow. It kinda gives hope to all of us with dull exteriors that even the pretty ones can be empty inside.
You should suck on those taffy candies and use the money to buy something nice for you ... like more candy ... and eat it in my name.
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