so i'm posting as i watch this show. jon just asked bill why he's so angry. and that he's he seems to pick on the little guys. and bill is mocking steven colbert's show is just some french guy. and this colbert report just happens to compete with the "no spin" show. and bill is accusing jon of making light of the katrina victims.
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jon: we do add insult to injury.
bill: an honest man.
jon: but you add injury.
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and now bill called france "our enemies." and that jon is "buying into this left wing lie." and he called jon a pinhead!!! someone, take out his kneecaps!
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jon: if this were the peanuts series, france would be marcy... lucy's the problem! go out and get lucy!
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bill: i don't trust any politicians.
jon: so you're on our team.
bill: no.
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so bill was on the show promoting his book for kids. yeah, that's on abbey's reading list for sure!
the last time bill was on the daily show, he seemed like he was a very different person than when he's on his show. tonight? it was the bill we all know and shudder over from fox.
we were out to eat with some friends on friday night and they reported to us that in the restroom you can buy condoms. but not just any condoms. tickler condoms. but not french tickler condoms, b/c that's unamerican. they were FREEDOM TICKLERS.
so watch the colbert report, if for no other reason, it hurts o'reilly's feelings.
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I'm trying to picture O'Reilly's children's book. I think it would probably start out like a normal children's story, you know Once upon a time there was a happy little marmut named Larry, etc. etc... but before you can get to the actual story a voice starts yelling at you calling you un-American and telling you to shut up.
You know, just like the stories we read as kids...
They are indirectly responsible for Celine Dion.
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