okay, so after receiving the zillionth "Get to Know Your Friends" chain email, the leingirlz3 and i (and a few others) put together our own little version. here is the famed list --- distribute it amongst yourselves.
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What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a bunch of friends, including the person that sent it to you.
1. Tampons or pads?
2. Whom would you most like to kill?
3. Would you shoot, stab, or strangle him/her?
4. Favorite element?
5. Top or bottom?
6. Favorite fascist dictator?
7. Wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
8. Burial or cremation?
9. Paper or plastic?
10. Divorce or murder?
11. Mini-blinds or granny drapes?
12. Do I look fat in this?
13. Who's better, the Beatles or the Stones?
14. Don't you hate it when people say "EYE-talian" instead of "IH-talian"? Explain.
15. What kind of siding do you have on your house?
16. Favorite PMS remedy?
17. Have you ever shot a man just to watch him die?
18. What is your most shameful Home Shopping Network purchase? Is it a figurine of some sort? It is? EEEEEWWWWWWW....
19. extra mayo or hold the mayo?
20. What's cooler, the quadratic equation or Avogadro's number?
21. Tesla: heavy metal band or inventor/scientist?
22. Who sent this to you, and are they so fucking dead the next time you see them?
23. The Clash: Should they stay or should they go?
24. The one dentist out of ten who hated trident... man or myth?
25. Nick and Jessica or Sonny and Cher?
26. Is "Forte" (as in, piano is not my forte) pronounced "Fortay" or "Fort?" And do you really give two shits? Really? Oh. Okay then.
27. Can you sing all the words to that song by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam--you know the one where they mispronounce "Que Sera Sera?"
28. Which "Heather" are you? "Tweety", "Megabitch" or "Corn Nuts"? Explain.
29. Most of your time on the computer is spent: a.) doing work, 2.) looking at porn or c.) trying out out-witty your friends and family with mockeries of email chain letters
30. Do you have a trophy husband who looks like Cary Elwes? You don't? Well Jege does. Ha ha ha.
31. Were you born a poor, black child? I was.
32. Have YOU found YOUR "special purpose?"
33. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush: Axis of Evil or Trio of Idiots?
34. Which best describes you? A. Trump's "You're Fired" B. Flo's "Kiss My Grits"
35. The Coreys: Haim or Feldman?
36. Brand, Mikey, Chunk, Data, Mouth, Stef or Andy -- Which Goonie Are You?
37. Are you: A little bit country or a little bit rock n roll?
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Haim, totally Haim.
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