so i was leaving work today and i managed to step down ONTO my ankle. not my foot. my ankle. so if anyone has any crutches they'd like to lend to me, i'll take 'em, b/c i CAN'T FREAKING WALK.
ouch.
i read once that spraining an ankle is more painful than breaking one. so i'm now considering going outside to break my ankle to allieviate the pain i'm experiencing.
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When I was little and hurt myself, my dad would always offer to cut off my thumb so I wouldn't be worried about my skinned knee, busted lip, etc.
So if you like...I will proudly cut off your thumb and I bet our ankle would stop hurting immediately.
i had a friend who, when she heard i had a headache, she'd slap me on the arm and say "there! now you won't think about your head!"
shannon is always there for me.
Don't say I never did anything for you either. Ahhh.wish I was there to slap you now and take away your pain.
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