Wednesday, August 30, 2006


how in the HELL does a song by Air Supply get into my head, let alone on refrain repeat?


all is lost.


Monday, August 28, 2006

song of the day

“nonentity” by NIN. find it, listen to it on repeat.


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

song of the day

Tuesday’s theme song:

“Happiness in Slavery” by NIN, if you’ll excuse me, i must go work for the man.


Monday, August 21, 2006

at long last!!!

it sounds like WE HAVE AN OFFER ON THE HOUSE!!! YAY!!!

a damn good monday morning song

“everybody knows” by Leonard cohen.

Friday, August 18, 2006

a much-needed rule

much-needed rule of the day:


anyone who bathes in patchouli oil and then steps into an elevator should be beaten without mercy.


Thursday, August 17, 2006

my ten dollar bill ROX

a goody i received in my change at lunch today.

it ROX.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

pictures o' the week

playing Cranium is FUN!

awww, i got to see the leingirlz3!

my amycita.

tuesdays are the slowest days

not quite midweek but past the monday hurdle so you feel like you should be further along than you actually are and your cube is sweltering hot even though you can hear the hum of the air overhead and you can’t figure out why you can’t just get your shit together and get to work when all you want to do is crawl under your desk and hope that no one finds you and you have this half of a muffin waiting to be eaten and you want to eat it but it makes you feel sick and if it gets in your throat you think you might choke and cry so hard you throw up and then you have to explain, no you have to make something up so no one knows what is wrong with you even though they can probably tell just by looking at you.


Monday, August 14, 2006

return of the lunchtime blog

for the record, budget gourmet frozen meals are almost like real food. but more like styrofoam.

i have oooodles of photos i must post in the near future, mostly as a result of the recent leingirlz3 visit. hurrah! to you, amycita, i offer a 21 pickle salute with my smoker's bicep. (pictures forthcoming.)

i also had a chance to taunt my biological clock by holding the sweet elliot agnes (and hearing her wail one night worked well as birth control).

fall is approaching and, as we all know (or don't know), my brain always begins to decline into madness. i've been seeing the beginnings lately and let me tell you, dustin is one lucky man to be a part of it all.

must smoke and find chocolate and work more.

photos tonight. for real this time.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

a song i forgot about...

okay, so i've falling in love all over again with prince's "i would die 4 u." seriously. i'm a giddy ten-year old all over again.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

disturbing dream #4000

losing teeth. not just having them fall out one at a time, but several at a time, by god! and i keep smiling in a mirror, hoping that no one will be able to tell that i've lost several teeth.

i also have recurring tornado dreams, where i can see that i am surrounded by them and i'm taking shelter in a room encased in .. what else but GLASS!!!

also have dreams of being on a college campus while the country becomes a militarized state. (i attribute this mostly to falling asleep to cnn.)

on another topic, a coworker introduced me to a book of perhaps the funniest postcards ever. the book, evil thoughts, is by david shrigley.

and yes, you just might laugh so hard you pee yourself. this drawing is a gem!

a delightful walk in the rain

it's finally not horrible/sticky/humid/hot this morning. instead of walking out to be greeting by a wall of heat, i walked from my door into sprinkling rain. SO NICE. thanks to david sedaris and dustin's ipod, my bus ride goes faster than ever -- i don't even notice the booze-laden people next to me or the man who is yelling at his newspaper for being a slut.

a few quiet moments before work

6:03 a.m.

not only woke up on time, but EARLY, which means i can take the EARLY bus to work and actually get some stuff done before the day becomes really chaotic.

am concerned that my posts are mundane.

last night's dream: tooth loss. wait, multiple tooth loss. FOUR. and i remember i kept smiling in the mirror to see if it was obvious that i had lost four goddamn teeth.

6:06 a.m.

i have ten minutes until my bus.

next post topic will either be:
a. the crisis in the middle east; or
b. the story of a lemur who tried to do well in math but never could