Wednesday, April 16, 2008

tummy updates

it appears i have several babies in my stomach at this point.

that dustin ... always trying to one-up me.


Jege (Jen) said...

Kari, if you were drinking a beer, that picture would be so much better.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for reminding me that my decision to remain childfree was absolutely the right thing to do. yowza.

kari said...

based on this comment and your previous comment regarding my lack of concealer and lipgloss, THANK YOU for remaining childless, anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Dear, it's childFREE, not childless.
ChildLESS implies that you want children, but are unable to have them. Childfree defines those who have freely chosen to live a life without offspring.
The word 'episiotomy' is enough to make me vomit.

Jege (Jen) said...

Kari, as someone who has freely chosen to live a life without offspring, I want you to know that not all of us childfree types go around insulting pregnant women. Especially pregnant women who are as beautiful, smart, funny, and talented as you.

*offering forth respect knuckles*

PS- was there really a comment about concealer & lipgloss?!! Jesus fucking christ on a skewer, don't people have better things to do? Like maybe poke kittens with sticks, or push the handicapped down some stairs?

ungeziefer said...


i believe kari's point was, "thank you for not reproducing and passing down the 'hateful cunt chromosome' to the next generation.

thanks for stopping by.

--the dad

ungeziefer said...


p.s.: as far as the episiotomy goes, I wouldn't worry about it too much, if you do reconsider. your baby will in all likelihood have a very tiny brain -- it'll probably just fall right out.


--the dad

eM said...

Karicita - you are awesome and I think it's great that you are going to have a fantastic little monkey. My monkey and your monkey can play soon! :)

I would disable anonymous comments if I were you as I loathe the folks who have no courage until they can hide online and then attempt to be clever and fail miserably. Kind of lame.

*head bonks* a plenty to Kari!

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Andrew said...

Pretty amazing. Let us know when the wee one arrives so that I can purchase a gift. (Do they even *make* NIN T-shirts in XXXsmall? We shall see...)

As for Anonymous: Hiding behind the facade of anonymity and taking potshots online puts you on the evolutionary scale somewhere between bottom-dwelling, muck-eating fish and ear wax.

Using large words and verbose English in an attempt to impress often results in the opposite. Do the world a favor and cancel your AOL account, okay?