Tuesday, July 20, 2004

colin quinn, burn in hell.

i'm sick of colin quinn AND his damn show. he's not funny. his opening monologues are excruciating to watch at best. he's not bright. and he doesn't let anyone finish a sentence. ugh...and yet i watch. another train wreck i can't quite get past. but i love those moments that his guests tear him a new "a-hole."

i want to shout, i want to exclaim at the top of my crusty, blackened lungs, "shut up, quinn! you are not a funny person! you should have stayed on that remote control show!"

remember him on that show? he perhaps should have been swallowed up into the reclining chairs, never to darken the comedy central doorstep again.

although now i'm thinking about his tour of duty on SNL, and i remember when norm mcdonald was canned and colin quinn was given the weekend update slot. and his deadpan was funny when he didn't have to come up with his own jokes.

but this is excruciating. just painful. only whiskey can numb this sting now....

 

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