Monday, April 11, 2005

an open letter to god. or bill gates.

please leave a bag of money on my porch so that i may buy these:

tickets i don't have

i've been good, god (or bill gates). i've not smoked for darn near 90 days! i don't (intentionally) cut off W. bumper stickered-cars off of the interstate! i brush and floss and eat my greens!

i take in sick animals, i recycle (most of the time), i'm a good mom and a funny person.

please leave 305.00 in american currency with which to pay outrageous ticket brokers who have no conscience but who i am willing to pay nevertheless b/c i'll never again have a chance to see NIN in a small venue.

thank you. and i apologize for not always believing in you (god) and calling you "satan" (bill gates).

1 comment:

Chris Cope said...

For half the price, you can put on Reznor's latest CD and I will kick you in the back. It will be just like going to the concert.