Monday, March 19, 2007

today: a contest



this is my new pen. it is a gorilla pen and there is a lever on the back which makes it possible for this gorilla to box. much like the boxing nun, but not a nun. or a puppet, for that matter. it's a gorilla pen.

but now: i need a name. the winner gets a prize.
i hate quitting smoking. blah.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at that smug bastard..."Smugtard, BitchChimp,MonkClit, Uvulape...Monkeytit always gets me smilin'!!"


How are those.

kari said...

he's not smug....he's just compensating for his low self-esteem. give the gorilla a chance, benito.