Saturday, September 17, 2005

a note to god



dear god,
if you are out there, please deliver one of these portable dishwashers to my house. it's simply out of control.
thank you.
kari

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We tried to deliver it on Tuesday but you were not home. As a result, it has been returned to the sender. You will be receiving an itemized invoice for the two-way freight charges.

In the future, please ensure that you are home between 8am and 8pm on the scheduled delivery date.

kari said...

that's just like you, god.