do you recall seeing a website for some guy who, after rescuing a little bunny, said unless he received a certain amount of funds into his paypal account, he'd cook and eat it? and the guy got a ton of money?
well i'm thinking that i need to set up a website and include photos of my horrible teeth and that unless i hit a certain amount of money in an account, i will begin knocking out my pain-causing teeth with a hammer, video tape it and stream it on the internet.
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I actually think you would make more money if you had people pay you to knock your teeth out with a hammer. People like to see what they get ... not pay to not see. Or maybe that is me.
I'll give you $1 to watch you knocking out your teeth.
no. you have to hurt a defenseless animal. people don't care about people. people only care about animals that don't bite or sting.
hmmm...good point, crystal. i do happen to have a cat that is irritating me at the moment.
only $1 bram? is that how much i'm worth to you?
You are worth more to me as a whole ... your tooth getting knocked out w/ a hammer is worth $1. It would be spectacular but over much too quickly.
oh bram, i'm... flattered?
Yes you are.
I'm with Crystal on this one. And now I am afraid of Bram.
I'll up the bidding to $1.05. Do I hear $1.10?
i'm up to $1.10? sweet!
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