when someone's cell phone goes off nearby and continues to ring and ring and ring and they CLEARLY forgot to turn it to silent because ALL I HEAR IN MY HEAD IS EFFING GWEN STEFANI, i will seek out this cell phone and do one of two things:
1. turn off ringer
2. toss into toilet; flush.
for the record, this makes TWO CELL PHONES within ten feet of me that BOTH have GWEN STEFANI ringtones. TWO.
gwen stefani:2
me:0
you may win the battle, gwen, but i'll win the war.
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Well, that's one way to look at it, the other way you can look at it is:
You're not married to the lead singer of the worst knock-off band of the 90's.
You can spell a word other than "bananas"
You've never written a song that consists of the phrase "hey baby, hey baby, hey!" repeated about a billion times.
So, Kari 3, Gwen 0 (if I could penalize her points, I would...)
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