Saturday, August 28, 2004

Coming Soon:

DRY CLOTHES!!! okay, soon. we have a guy here working on our dryer situation. you know you are getting older when you actually have a dryer situation to be dealt with. so he's unhooking, hooking up, hose replacing and pipe kink flattening -- skills that i don't have, never will, and am therefore will to pay for.
i think we're making a go for the renaissance festival this afternoon. why? because we want to be good neighbors to the people who gave us the tix. (maybe they will have a snowblower; it's important to form alliances in this state.) and then there is a party also in shakopee that we will be attending tonight, so i think of it as two birds, one stone. or better yet, we won't need to drive to shakopee more than once.
okay, and if ONE MORE of those effing scooters that sound like large mosquitoes go by on my street, i will start flinging objects at them. maybe sharp objects. i mean, what the fuck are those things? it's like the shriners souped up their parade scooters and marketed them to backwards cap-wearing idiots. ugh.
tomorrow night i leave for minot --- for 24 hours. luckily i think we'll have hired help filling the truck, so my mom won't be totally dependent on me to lift heavy things. especially since i'm a walking malady (bad knees, out of shape, smoker, asthmatic, etc.) yes, meaghan, you are right, i'm a malady. (but a clever, cute malady, no?)

and now, folks, i'm going to use my NEW DRYER! hurrah!!!!!
(a happy, domestic dance to follow...)

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