"What does Bush keep in his pockets?" was the headline on the cnn.com site today, discussing what reporters saw in W.'s pockets when asked to reveal the sensitive information.
so what I'm wondering is this:
shat do YOU think Bush keeps in his pockets? I don't care about the reality, I want to hear the funny.
i guess the following:
• a note that reads "You really are the President."
• a book of blonde jokes (a gift from his frat brothers).
• a handshake buzzer to keep those elitist liberals on their toes.
• a valentine from karl rove.
NOW YOU!
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a pack of chewly's gum
a large hole so that when he's thinking of Rove and that super sweet valentine, he can pleasure himself?
or actually, he could...if he had something in that vicinity to pleasure. but i'm doubtful. Ewwww. it's sooo freaky to me that some people find him attractive--wtf!?!?
A piece of string to play with during those long, tedious cabinet meetings.
Magic beans. I almost forgot the magic beans.
And probably an old beat up Tamagotchi key chain.
I'd have to surmise . . .
One of these
and
definitely one of these.
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