Saturday, December 31, 2005

jessica alba is not smart.

maybe she is, but i just don't think she plays a smart person very well.
"those solar winds have been picking up..."

it's ALMOST as fun as watching tara reid play a smart person in the movie "alone in the dark." ALMOST.

some prime quotes:

"he does the talkin', i do all the walkin'."

holy god, jessica alba SUCKS.

ooh, a BITCHIN' extreme sport scene...what a SHOCK!

marvel comics, why have you forsaken us?

1 comment:

Joe said...

Remember when we watched "Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged Me"? Remember the Heather Graham controversy. Welcome to the 05-06 model.

And Tara Reid in "Alone in the Dark" evokes a quote I'll never forget courtesy of the Chicago Tribune:

[Tara Reid's] performance as curator Aline Cedrac is horrific, with the diction of a moron, the expressiveness of a block of wood and the wardrobe of Streetwalker Barbie. And Tara, it's pronounced "Noofundlend," not "NewFOUNDlayund."