a show of hands:

who LOVES the show "mystery men?"

here are reasons why you should love this show.

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.